babe im gonna leave you

Barney dancing to “single ladies”

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:54:53 -0400

Barney dancing to “single ladies”

undress-thebarbiee: Girls Have 3 Types of Panties period panties chillen panties and im about to...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:53:59 -0400

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

period panties

chillen panties

and im about to get me some dick panties

"It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone that wants to undress..."

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:18:14 -0400

“It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone that wants to undress your conscience and make love to your thoughts. Someone that wants to watch you slowly take down all the walls you’ve built up around your mind and let them inside.”

- (via psych-facts)

Why are you following me?

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:04:41 -0400

Put a reason in my ask.

hallmoniter: i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:17:30 -0400

hallmoniter:

i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over alot and stuff

antonioborelli: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:16:40 -0400

antonioborelli:

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL

viciousdoughnut: i like music that makes me feel like wearing high heels and walking over the...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:15:48 -0400

viciousdoughnut:

i like music that makes me feel like wearing high heels and walking over the fallen corpses of a thousand men

"I want to thank you for never being there anymore. Your absence has forced me to find my own way."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:47:54 -0400

“I want to thank you for never being there anymore. Your absence has forced me to find my own way.”

- (via alienrot)

"1. Do not kill yourself. Killing yourself is very messy and your mother will cry over you. It is not..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:43:05 -0400

“

1. Do not kill yourself. Killing yourself is very messy and your mother will cry over you. It is not beautiful or brave, and even if it was, you will not be around to see that.

2. Washing your hair is going to be a chore. But you should do it anyway. Because you will feel better about yourself.

3. Get up late. Have a lay in. Sleep past your alarm. You have a very long life ahead of you and for now you should appreciate the cold side of your pillow.

4. He is going to break your heart but he’s just another male human who finds it hard to deal with Mondays, too. So in a month you’ll wake up and you won’t even remember that little scar on his knuckle you kissed.

5. Don’t spend hours looking up what your name means on google. Your name is your name and you should go out there and do heroic and good deeds and give your name your own meaning.

6. Don’t fight your demons. Your demons are here to teach you lessons. Sit down with your demons and have a drink and a chat and learn their names and talk about the burns on their fingers and scratches on their ankles. Some of them are very nice.

7. Music is good for your soul. Rap music will energise you and boost your ego and pop music will cheer you up. Indie music will make you think and emotional songs will make you cry and think about that boy again. It’s healthy.

8. Victim complexes are not attractive. Boys and girls will not date you because you are sad. They are not going to date you and kiss your aching bones and cure you of your dragging depression. Wake up. Take a bath. Do your hair. Be attractive.

9. Sadness is not poetic. Depression is not beautiful. Laying in bed all day and eating too much is lazy and disgusting and it is not tragic or pretty. Get up. Go outside. Let the sun warm your bones. Live.

10. If it makes you happy, buy twenty of it. Dedicate your life to it. Print it on tv shirts and collect things and draw art of it. Do not care what people think. They are the unhappy people you need to avoid. The abuse they will hurl at you is painless compared to how sad they are. Pity them. Remain happy.

11. You are allowed to he angry. But the world is not working against you. The flowers do not bloom for you and when your mother shouts ask her if she is okay instead of thinking she hates you. She never will. The world walks beside you and is silent. It does not trip you up or carry you.

12. Day and night cycles are natural. Humans only sleep at night because we used to avoid predators in the dark because of our poor eyesight. Stay awake until 5am watching bad reality shows. Wake up at 7pm and have breakfast.

13. Eat when you are hungry. Being bored does not constitute a chocolate bar. Sleep with you are tired. Do not mindlessly obey the sleep at night rule. If you are not tired, do not sleep.

”

- Lapfoxs (via lapfoxs)

Everyone needs this on their blog.
(via itzlokii)

hugstagram: i’m not crying or anything but sometimes harry is really sweet like he buys food for...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:39:23 -0400

hugstagram:

i’m not crying or anything but sometimes harry is really sweet like he buys food for homeless people and tweets kind responses to insults and doesn’t like to sleep alone and changes a poster so it isn’t offensive and calls people out for using the n word inappropriately and smiles so big when he could cry that you just want to hug him until all the pain goes away and he’s whole again and not damaged from fame i lied i am definitely crying

heyaznyousodope: The way she smiles , I just can’t help but...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:38:11 -0400

heyaznyousodope:

The way she smiles , I just can’t help but stare.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:33:49 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:30:37 -0400

imikess: I’m excited! Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:27:31 -0400

imikess:

I’m excited!

Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?

jennehbear: i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:09:07 -0400

jennehbear:

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again

do you ever just think about kissing someone for 500 years

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:20:24 -0400

do you ever just think about kissing someone for 500 years

slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:19:46 -0400

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:16:58 -0400

potato-tots: missingeharmony: potato-tots: potato-tots: what do you call a hooker that you pay...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:58:50 -0400

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:54:07 -0400